Someday, When I’m Debt Free…

I’ll try a new restaurant every month

I’ll save up for a house

I’ll take a vacation every summer

Because I’ll quit teaching summer school

I’ll update my wardrobe every season

I’ll donate to charity every month

And NPR during every membership drive

I’ll buy extravagant Christmas gifts

I’ll get my hair cut at a chic salon

I’ll shop at Whole Foods instead of Safeway

(But I’ll always love Trader Joe’s!)

I’ll build a thick Freedom Fund

I’ll join an indoor pool to swim in during the winter

I’ll buy new, grown-up furniture

And a puppy to get fur all over it

But most importantly, I will know the feeling of not owing anyone a dime!