And it went like this:
Dear TeacHer:
We are pleased to inform you that private [student] loan number XX is paid-in-full. Please keep this letter for your records as proof of payment of this student loan.
It has been a pleasure to assist you with your education financing needs.
Sincerely,
Customer Service
That’s the sweetest thing an anonymous clerical worker has ever said to me!
I think I’m in love.